I have never done this before with any Apple product I have ever owned. I
actually went to the Apple Web site to look up the return policy!
That’s like dating a swimsuit model that you have been admiring for
years only to dump her after a few days when you realize she’s not
really that “functional.” She looks awesome to friends at parties, but
your friends never dated her-you did. I found myself longing for a more
fully functional model.  ~ Joseph Weber, in 48 Hours With the iPad

Man, that was a lot of work.  Now I can ship these out and get some cash for an iPad.  Why?  Cause the wife and kids will love it.   And I might even like it, despite the lack of features.  Maybe I should hold out for an Android tablet?